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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:13 pm 
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We have MC Hammer on retainer. He's cool, right? 2 Legit 2 Quit.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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We have MC Hammer on retainer. He's cool, right? 2 Legit 2 Quit.


Yuck, his retainer? Seriously?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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We have MC Hammer on retainer. He's cool, right? 2 Legit 2 Quit.


Yuck, his retainer? Seriously?


That smelly white film that develops on the bridge is the best part.


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Does anyone know where my class ring is?..I left it in a Gulf gas station restroom in 1972 while washing my hands from changing a flat tire in Greenville Alabama....well it was a free question i figured I'd give it a shot.


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Losing it saved you missing numerous encounters with females. :nod:


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Isn't everything all about thus?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Random question -

What makes a dog decide they need to poop at 0115? :hm2:


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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What makes a dog decide they need to poop at 0115? :hm2:


I think you answered your own question. They do it because they are dogs.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Why do women refer to practically everything as "cute"? They even call clothes cute. I only call little children & animals cute. :hm2:


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Why do women refer to practically everything as "cute"? They even call clothes cute. I only call little children & animals cute. :hm2:


You're cute? Some female called you cute? :ha:
(you'll not get in her knockers that way!)


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Why do women refer to practically everything as "cute"? They even call clothes cute. I only call little children & animals cute. :hm2:


You're cute? Some female called you cute? :ha:
(you'll not get in her knockers that way!)


You people. You have no shame at all. :shake:


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Gollum-Smeagol wrote:
pronuclear wrote:
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What makes a dog decide they need to poop at 0115? :hm2:


I think you answered your own question. They do it because they are dogs.


I've probably decided that myself. That's an excellent time of night to do something like that.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Gollum-Smeagol wrote:
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Why do women refer to practically everything as "cute"? They even call clothes cute. I only call little children & animals cute. :hm2:


You're cute? Some female called you cute? :ha:
(you'll not get in her knickers that way!)


You people. You have no shame at all. :shake:


You might be right about that....but some female called you cute?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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monticello wrote:
Gollum-Smeagol wrote:
monticello wrote:
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Why do women refer to practically everything as "cute"? They even call clothes cute. I only call little children & animals cute. :hm2:


You're cute? Some female called you cute? :ha:
(you'll not get in her knickers that way!)


You people. You have no shame at all. :shake:


You might be right about that....but some female called you cute?


Yes, but I've also been called handsome & hot.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Would it be easier to fold a fitted sheet at zero G?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Would it be easier to fold a fitted sheet at zero G?

Why would you try?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Would it be easier to fold a fitted sheet at zero G?

Why would you try?

Why would I bother to fold a sheet anyway?

Didn't we discus this a few months back? :hm2:


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Og wrote:
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Would it be easier to fold a fitted sheet at zero G?

Why would you try?

Why would I bother to fold a sheet anyway?

Didn't we discus this a few months back? :hm2:


Who folds a sheet?


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Would it be easier to fold a jihadi sheethead at zero G?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Would it be easier to fold a jihadi sheethead at zero G?


Suggest ejecting them from the module and watching them pop in the great vacum of space.
The off planet equivalent of putting Mr hamster in the microwave?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Who would do such a thing to Mr. Hamster?! :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Who would do such a thing to Mr. Hamster?! :shock:

What is Robin Williams skit?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
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Gollum-Smeagol wrote:
monticello wrote:
Gollum-Smeagol wrote:
monticello wrote:
Gollum-Smeagol wrote:
Why do women refer to practically everything as "cute"? They even call clothes cute. I only call little children & animals cute. :hm2:


You're cute? Some female called you cute? :ha:
(you'll not get in her knickers that way!)


You people. You have no shame at all. :shake:


You might be right about that....but some female called you cute?


Yes, but I've also been called handsome & hot.


When I was young, girls used to always comment on how handsome I was. Being girls, though, they were always coy about it, and always camoflaged the real meaning of what they meant by substituting words like "creep", "jerk", and "drip", when they really meant "sexy & handsome".

Chicks do things roundabout and don't usually come to the point. When they say "buzz off", they really mean "c'mere, cutie". I became expert at reading between the lines with chicks to determine what they really meant.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Are you really you when your here?


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How can I be sure?
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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Using the inescapable logic of that authority on racial classifications (the NY Times) what is Barack Obama?

A white anti-colonialist?

A white black?

Both?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Girls are not this or thus! What then are girls?


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Girls are not this or thus! What then are girls?


Trouble?


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Girls are not this or thus! What then are girls?


Trouble?


Nope, just dealing with the usual sugar and spice. You know the spice part right?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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Girls are not this or thus! What then are girls?


Trouble?


Nope, just dealing with the usual sugar and spice. You know the spice part right?


I thought they broke up.


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Girls are not this or thus! What then are girls?


Trouble?


Nope, just dealing with the usual sugar and spice. You know the spice part right?


I thought they broke up.

Ginger?


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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Wait... what? :doh:


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 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Wait... what? :doh:


The Spice Girls? Demiurge needs to keep you away from that music. Don't you know that It's bad for your health?


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