Walkntall posted this in another topic, now locked for other reasons.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com./

I think it deserves its own topic.


http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-wome ... ent-walker

e.g.


Maeghan Rice
Reason for Incarceration: Second-degree murder
"I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."



Courtney Callahan
Reason for incarceration: Burglary

"In my free time, I enjoy meeting new people, going to amusement parks, concerts, having fun, and hanging out with my 2 Chihuahuas...Prior to my legal problems, I was working on my bachelor's degree in Elementary Education."

Are we sure the second one isn't a guy?

Why do I get the impression that the next guy who meets her might want to sleep with one eye open?

Or how about the one imprisoned for vehicular manslaughter and DUI, who describes her personality as "Bubbly?" (Could be a bit too much bubbly, eh, Sweetie-Pie?)

I started a business in Florida 20 years ago with a woman who had formerly created a Magazine called Alaskan Women I think , anywho she put herself on the cover of the first edition (she was HOT) and it was tailored toward the imbalance of men to women in the Klondike, some guy from prison responds and they end up together after release.....til he steals her car and credit cards etc......she sets up a sting and gets him rebusted and subsequently falls back in love or whatever it was and destroys any chance of our business working. What a lesson learned! Hi Carol if you are reading this! lol

The intent was for someone to have a wild weekend.

I'm purdy shur thems are not keepers ... ya noes ... Take home to Ma, Keep away from Pa

It is fun to browse the photos.

"Manufacturing a controlled substance" (ran a meth lab)

I wonder how old some of the photos are.

The first pix on the list has the following note:

**UPDATE**
Ranker has been informed that the photo given was not Renee Bell and has removed it from this list. (Who knew you couldn't trust a jailbird.)

Who knew Mandy Patinkin ever crossed dressed....

Hmmmmmm Tastes differ. I think she's hot. Go figure.

Sooooo, to get a date I should kill someone then advertise myself from behind prison walls. Yeah, life is fair

Well there is your ex.

She might not need that temptation. Her problem is she probably wouldn't be convicted by a jury of her peers.

You make an excellent point.

Somehow I knew you would be lurking around this thread...

I'll have you know I've never served time in prison..........yet.

Neither had OJ before his trial.... but hey... who is keeping track...

Everyone has goals.

Alphabet, you let yourself go!

You have no idea. I'm wearing a Dorito stained shirt right now.

What if the guy who answered her ad was worse than her exes?

It's the beard that's thrown me.

Well...Pilates?

Um... Forks, knives, and spoons? Teacups?

I prefer mugs.

Sporks, dammit!!

But what does flatware have to do with answering ABC's hypothetical ad?

Have spork. Will travel?

See what I mean? If she had used that in the hypothetical ad, then all sorts of prison bound guys would show up to give her a ride.

Are you saying I'm bound for prison?

Well maybe not bound but handcuffed would probably wise. You DO have an affinity for knives after all.

And sporks.